Spandexman, submitted by RudieMcSka. I finally found a website for all my spandex needs. You know, this is why the Internet was created. In the old days I would have to drive all the way to Baltimore to a specialty shop for full custom spandex body suits but now they are only one click away. I really dig the fantasy section. Man these styles are off the hook!
I don't know about this model though. I think they tricked him into doing this by getting him really stoned and telling him lies about what these pictures are for. He thinks that they are just goofing off and playing dressup, but he is just a mere pawn in this unitard nightmare. Now if you excuse me, I have to go wash my eyes with steel wool.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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