Spandexman, submitted by RudieMcSka. I finally found a website for all my spandex needs. You know, this is why the Internet was created. In the old days I would have to drive all the way to Baltimore to a specialty shop for full custom spandex body suits but now they are only one click away. I really dig the fantasy section. Man these styles are off the hook!

I don't know about this model though. I think they tricked him into doing this by getting him really stoned and telling him lies about what these pictures are for. He thinks that they are just goofing off and playing dressup, but he is just a mere pawn in this unitard nightmare. Now if you excuse me, I have to go wash my eyes with steel wool.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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