Stallion Magic, submitted by hipstertrash. This magician website is probably a joke but it's definitely hilarious.
DUTIES: Dancer, stage assistant
Sanchez loves to mambo! He is also an actor and model who believes that life should be lived with plenty of Gusto! This sausey muchacho adds just the right amount of spice to the recipe. Ay Ay Ay, Muy Caliente!
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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