Stallion Magic, submitted by hipstertrash. This magician website is probably a joke but it's definitely hilarious.



NAME: Sanchez
"Mucho Gusto"
DUTIES: Dancer, stage assistant

Sanchez loves to mambo! He is also an actor and model who believes that life should be lived with plenty of Gusto! This sausey muchacho adds just the right amount of spice to the recipe. Ay Ay Ay, Muy Caliente!

Be sure you check out the hilarious team profiles.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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