Davh, submitted by Lowtax. Dahv is a 12-year-old girl rapper keeping it real with funky fresh lyrics like "6PM AND THE PARTY’S STILL KICKIN". She raps about everything from school to slumber parties. I had no idea 12-year-old girls were such a sought after demographic in the hip hop industry.
That crouching hairbeast is Dahv apparently. Don’t ask me how to pronounce her name. Dahv’s handlers have also given her a forum where she can give shout-outs to her 6th grade homies.
hey BIG Shout out to ISA!
We went bowling yesterday and I had blast!!! Skee ball was cool too!
Oh Dahv, bowl your way into my heart.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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