Davh, submitted by Lowtax. Dahv is a 12-year-old girl rapper keeping it real with funky fresh lyrics like "6PM AND THE PARTY’S STILL KICKIN". She raps about everything from school to slumber parties. I had no idea 12-year-old girls were such a sought after demographic in the hip hop industry.
That crouching hairbeast is Dahv apparently. Don’t ask me how to pronounce her name. Dahv’s handlers have also given her a forum where she can give shout-outs to her 6th grade homies.
hey BIG Shout out to ISA!
We went bowling yesterday and I had blast!!! Skee ball was cool too!
Oh Dahv, bowl your way into my heart.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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