Davh, submitted by Lowtax. Dahv is a 12-year-old girl rapper keeping it real with funky fresh lyrics like "6PM AND THE PARTY’S STILL KICKIN". She raps about everything from school to slumber parties. I had no idea 12-year-old girls were such a sought after demographic in the hip hop industry.

That crouching hairbeast is Dahv apparently. Don’t ask me how to pronounce her name. Dahv’s handlers have also given her a forum where she can give shout-outs to her 6th grade homies.

hey BIG Shout out to ISA!

We went bowling yesterday and I had blast!!! Skee ball was cool too!

Oh Dahv, bowl your way into my heart.

– Jedidiah (@notoriousamoeba)

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