Wet Cowboy, submitted by Bee. Here are a lot of pictures of a wet cowboy. I don't know if it's a fetish or some cowboy who is just really clumsy around pools.
Okay, I'm pretty sure it's a fetish. Maybe it's somehow erotic to cowboys because they are usually really dusty and dry from riding the trails.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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