I Love My iPod, submitted by Apple. Just some random moron talking about how much he loves his iPod.
There is something very wrong with me. i've fallen in love with a little white and silver machine. No, its not the new Rampant Rabbit platinum, its my 'ikkle iPod.
It cost me a bloody fortune, but it was worth every penny.
After months, maybe years of fanstasies and dreams I filled out the internet form, gave them my card details and waited for the best. A few weeks later i had a little baby iPod of my own.
Its tragic and unhealthy. i know it is. But i cant stop it, i want to take it everywhere with me. I want to buy it presents and make it happy. I want to make little mini iPods with it.
Jeez, some guys will fall in love with the first thing that'll let them stick stuff into it.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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