Head To Christ, submitted by Tobar. Remember when that gutiar player from Korn quit the band and became a Jesus freak? Me neither. Well I guess he has a fancy new site that is HARDCORE for Jesus.
You know I really can't blame him. If I was in the band Korn, I would probably be really bummed out and feel like I had nowhere to turn as well. His only choice was to become born again or work as an ice cream man. Head, I support you and your crazy religious beliefs. The rest of Korn is going to hell for making terrible music and contributing to the creation of Hot Topic.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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