Mossmask.com, submitted by shyguy. As if the deranged Oakland Raiders fans weren't scary enough, Randy Moss has parted the skies and delivered unto us mere mortals the most frightening thing you could possibly put on your face short of fire:
You know last year I tried to get my teammates fired up with my "time-to-go-to-war" 'fro. Lots of fans made comments and asked when I would wear it again. So I thought of an easy way to get "the look" with my new MOSSMASK!
Be sure to check out my new website also therealrandymoss.com - soon you'll see my own line of clothing, my own ringtones and wallpapers, exclusive interviews on something I call MOSS TV and lots more features.
The season's almost here. I can't wait to get started and I'll be watching for all you good-looking Moss fans in and around the stadiums.
One more time for those of you playing along at home:
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
Thirty-two of the hottest Xmas dads!
Experience several minutes of top-tier modern game design for FREE.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.