Forums poster BaconBits posted a thread about walking canes a while ago, and it was clearly ahead of its time. These days, canes dominate the news, from smoking advocate/formidable Ron Paul adversary Herman Cane to Big Daddy Cane, one of the few surviving lady-friendly '80s/'90s rappers, to "Where is Cane!?!", the question everyone will be asking in near-future Detroit. (The age of the Intergalactic Pimp Cane has not yet arrived.) Anyway, while shopping for a bull penis cane, BaconBits came across a handy guide for cane connoisseurs (caneoisseurs?) such as himself. He spruced up this already snazzy infographic, and the SA Goons followed suit.
Big Ol Billy
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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