Forums poster BaconBits posted a thread about walking canes a while ago, and it was clearly ahead of its time. These days, canes dominate the news, from smoking advocate/formidable Ron Paul adversary Herman Cane to Big Daddy Cane, one of the few surviving lady-friendly '80s/'90s rappers, to "Where is Cane!?!", the question everyone will be asking in near-future Detroit. (The age of the Intergalactic Pimp Cane has not yet arrived.) Anyway, while shopping for a bull penis cane, BaconBits came across a handy guide for cane connoisseurs (caneoisseurs?) such as himself. He spruced up this already snazzy infographic, and the SA Goons followed suit.
Big Ol Billy
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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