The Horror of Hector with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: well i heard that there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord :)
Livestock: do you believe in the lord
Moof: only the lord of my town it is a cat that sleeps in the mexican area :)
Moof: sometimes i drive past on the way to work it sleeps outside a store
Livestock: do you know the cat's name
Moof: nope
Livestock: i will tell you its name
Livestock: but you must never speak it aloud
Moof: okay what is it
Livestock: hector
Moof: oops i just spoke it accidentally
Moof: ACCIDENTALLY
Livestock: OH HECTOR
Livestock: do you know what you've done
Livestock: AHH YOU MADE ME DO IT
Moof: good hector no
Livestock: MOOF THERE IS CAT HAIR EVERYWHERE
Moof: AAAH'
Livestock: OH GOD A BALL OF CATS
Livestock: MY DOOR IS CLOGGED WITH A BALL OF CATS
Moof: there are flaming fur balls falling from the sky
Livestock: I CANNOT ESCAPE
Moof: aaggggb
Livestock: moof i have one bullet left in my gun, i must use it on myself!!
Livestock: oh god i just shot myself in the head and a cat came out of my gun
Moof: i will see you on the other side good friend i am taking as many of them with me as i can
Livestock: i shot myself with a cat
Moof: oh jesus
Moof: my hands just turned in to cats
Livestock: meow
Livestock: meow
Livestock: meow
Moof: i asm finding it difficdsujlt to tydpe
Livestock: raoooowwww
Moof: II WATFANT A MOUESSEE TO EAT
Livestock: HECTOR WHY

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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