Goddessheart Dot Com, submitted by tdogg esq. Speaking of talented artists, I'd absolutely kick myself if I didn't mention Goddessheart. This person is a multi-talented creative wonder, able to pen elegant poetry while taking nude photos of women covered in tree branches. Perhaps my wife and I could team up with them and covered the naked ladies in human hair and Goddessheart could write poetry about that! Oh the wonders of creative collaboration!
Jewish girl from Russia
Laying upon the cracking clay ground
Of a stone circle
Holding the rocks in her hands
Resolution and affirmation
Her thirsty heart drinks poetry
To quench fires
She is a mother flower
She is a galaxy of ancient light
She is a young girl
With a dog named Raven
And a lover named Apple
And they live in a Yellow van
On the highways of America
Truly this woman is victorious! Also I hate George Bu$h and those Conservative$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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