Crochet My Crotch, submitted by Sheep stay for free. For aspiring individuals hoping to learn more about the mysteries contained underneath a woman's clothes, this site will answer all your questions in a way that makes you not want to ever think about crocheting again. I know it's difficult to block the thought of crocheting out of your heads, but you have to do it. Otherwise you'll be reminded that there are idiots out there crocheting vaginas. Because this site contains crocheted images of vaginas, it is not recommended for children or people at work in an environment not suitable for knitted genitals.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.