Ritz Records Online Store, submitted by Hot Fresh Now. Every day is better with inept rap music. Imagine a really self-righteous Mushmouth laying rhymes on the unsuspecting public, cuz DL's new album "The Awakening" is about to DROP.
The Awakening is DL's highly anticipated debut album. The listener is taken on a very personal journey they can relate to, involving struggles, prayer, realizations of truth, and the joy of overcoming seemingly impossible obstacles and odds.
All of the sample tracks have their share of comedy, but "The Gemini" and the religious overtones of "Surprise" top the Schadenfreude playlist.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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