Ledertussi, submitted by Chilibone. Besides my fear of oil changes, I have a grave fear of Internet "maskers". These are men that dress up as women, complete with fake breasts and really creepy masks. It says that they are made out of latex, but nothing will change my mind that they are crafted with the remains of some poor homeless man who vanished from the city park without a trace. I have had nightmares like this.

One way ticket to to insanity now departing. All aboard.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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