Ledertussi, submitted by Chilibone. Besides my fear of oil changes, I have a grave fear of Internet "maskers". These are men that dress up as women, complete with fake breasts and really creepy masks. It says that they are made out of latex, but nothing will change my mind that they are crafted with the remains of some poor homeless man who vanished from the city park without a trace. I have had nightmares like this.
One way ticket to to insanity now departing. All aboard.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.