Ledertussi, submitted by Chilibone. Besides my fear of oil changes, I have a grave fear of Internet "maskers". These are men that dress up as women, complete with fake breasts and really creepy masks. It says that they are made out of latex, but nothing will change my mind that they are crafted with the remains of some poor homeless man who vanished from the city park without a trace. I have had nightmares like this.
One way ticket to to insanity now departing. All aboard.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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