Kitten, submitted by Lowtax or probably someone else. Do you like hot girls? Do you like scantly clad hot girls posing for your desires? Do you like scantly clad hot girls spread out over wheelchairs? I didn't think so. But here is the site for one anyway! In fact, this site is your gateway to the underground world of disabled sex that you're probably wishing didn't exist.

I'll have you know the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 said nothing about making sexiness equally accessible. We have those ridiculously unattainable standards of beauty for a reason, and this site violates all those reasons.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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