Robclarke.net, submitted by Livestock. I'm not sure what Livestock was searching Google for, but he managed to turn up Rob Clarke's site of exaggerated homosexual artwork. Giant penises and testicles and rippling muscles take the place of the bulging breasts and giant vaginas in heterosexual erotic art. There is also a lot more hair.
Mr. Clarke has a real fixation with cowboys. His drawings boil their life down to nothing more than a Stetson and an erection. He has a number of delightful animated GIFs that cover all of the important cowboy topics like “rising up into the air on the force of your expelled farts” and “peeing on cactuses.”
Clake’s eye for realism is so amazing that I question the lack of erotic testicle torture in the decidedly innocent TV series Deadwood.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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