Robclarke.net, submitted by Livestock. I'm not sure what Livestock was searching Google for, but he managed to turn up Rob Clarke's site of exaggerated homosexual artwork. Giant penises and testicles and rippling muscles take the place of the bulging breasts and giant vaginas in heterosexual erotic art. There is also a lot more hair.
Mr. Clarke has a real fixation with cowboys. His drawings boil their life down to nothing more than a Stetson and an erection. He has a number of delightful animated GIFs that cover all of the important cowboy topics like “rising up into the air on the force of your expelled farts” and “peeing on cactuses.”
Clake’s eye for realism is so amazing that I question the lack of erotic testicle torture in the decidedly innocent TV series Deadwood.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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