Naughty America: The Game, submitted by slutcannon. How many times have you been playing an MMO, seen a super fine elf woman and just wanted to get busy with her? Thousands. The answer is thousands of times. Using kneel and dance emotes to simulate sex are a thing of the past thanks to Naughty America: The Game!

Naughty America: The Game is a massively multiplayer online world, combining in-game chat functionality with real-world profiles along with a heaping dose of entertaining games and exploration features. We're bringing together players across the globe for a whole lot of sexy on-screen fun, and the chance to meet real people in the real world.

Finally, a way to meet real people in the real world! Nothing will help ease the awkwardness of that first meeting like having your characters hump each other in an online game!

Look forward to a review of this amazing title as soon as possible.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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