The Hobbit's Quest, submitted by Frolixo Baggins. Screeching MIDI misfires and MS-Paint quality graphics will at last be yours when you dare to pick up Sting and embark on The Hobbit's Quest. You have to love games that require you to download a dll file from a Tripod website. Oh, hey, if the game is really awesome maybe you'll want to put up one of the many banner ads available on your own home page!
If you would like to put one of these banner ads with a link to my site on your web page, I would be very thankful. Just save the picture file as a .Gif file, place it on your site and link it back to my site. I have a few you can choose from.
Beneath the Mountain Banner Ad
This banner ad is for the Beneath the Mountain Web site. It gives a brief history of Moria.
The "brief history of Moria" consists of "but they mined too deep..." and then a bunch of eyestrain. It's sort of like reading the bottom row of an eye test from across the room only with a lot more tiled GIFs.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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