Livestock: hey tom hope you find true happiness
Moof: josh, currently looking for it in a maruchan instant lunch
Moof: josh - found it
Livestock: tom i hear good things about physics
Moof: have any examples??
Moof: or is this just baseless speculation
Livestock: tom toss an object up
Livestock: see what happens
Moof: did it
Moof: it fell
Livestock: tom - that's physics
Moof: no it was a pen
Livestock: tom - a proposal
Livestock: i will quit joshing you
Livestock: but you must agree to stop all tomfoolery
Moof: josh - agreed
Moof: *spits in hand*
Moof: *offers hand*
Livestock: *spits on hand, shakes your hand*
Livestock: hey tom - gonna treat you to dinner at the old country buffet
Livestock: just you wait
Moof: really are you really
Livestock: sure am buddy
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.