Society For Barefoot Living, submitted by me. Apparently walking around barefoot isn't just something you do when you're in your home and don't have clean socks available. It's a lifestyle that defines you. Here you'll find all the info you'll need to cast aside the shoes that society pressured you into wearing for so long, including a treatise on why you should be able to enter establishments such as restaurants without shoes on. There's even a few creepy POV galleries of people walking across varied surfaces with descriptions like "caressing and noisy surface", and voyeuristic shots of totally random people walking barefoot near the beach.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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