Contrails (Chemtrails), submitted by Abraham. Ok, this kind of website is pretty much old news by now. We've all seen tons of sites going on about ufos and new world orders and, like this one, suspicious TRAILS of CHEMICALS! in our skies. So it's easy to skim one without thinking about it.
But seriously, take this moment to think about it. This guy is afraid of clouds. Clouds. Water vapor in the sky. Here let me illustrate my point with a photo:
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT CONDENSATION ABOVE US WE'RE DOOMED
Next up on my list of fears: air. After that: existing. After that: I don't know, clowns?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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