Larry Meguiar's The End Times Prophecy, submitted by lambchop. Another crazy religious guy with a computer who think the Biblical prophecy of The New World Order is here and you better start training because when the end time comes, there are going to be tons of zombies and skeletons. It's gonna be sweet.

I'm pretty sure that besides porn, crazy religious sites make up most of the Internet. I can immediately tell if it's a crazy site by merely looking at the scroll bar to see how small it is. Somebody needs to set up a web design workshop for these folks, for Jahshuwah's sake.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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