Crystal Clear, submitted by YT300000. John Ellis is the only one in the world that knows how to use electrons and differential pressures to RESULTS. So says the Crystal Clear Electron Water/Air Machine website, which proudly announces that you can cure cancer and grow 22-foot tall ears of corn with magic water blessed by a mysterious device.
In addiction to offering informative information on this miracle machine, you can find stunning facts about H20 such as:
Osmosis in trees and plants STOPS when it's raining and starts again when it's DRY! Using the water to make ordinary ice cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining. Water processed TRULY nature's way (God's way if you will) is "programmed" to respond this way. This is the water our Lord and nature wants you to have!
Wow, it's so simple even a dummy could understand it!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.