Crystal Clear, submitted by YT300000. John Ellis is the only one in the world that knows how to use electrons and differential pressures to RESULTS. So says the Crystal Clear Electron Water/Air Machine website, which proudly announces that you can cure cancer and grow 22-foot tall ears of corn with magic water blessed by a mysterious device.
In addiction to offering informative information on this miracle machine, you can find stunning facts about H20 such as:
Osmosis in trees and plants STOPS when it's raining and starts again when it's DRY! Using the water to make ordinary ice cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it's not raining. Water processed TRULY nature's way (God's way if you will) is "programmed" to respond this way. This is the water our Lord and nature wants you to have!
Wow, it's so simple even a dummy could understand it!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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