DOGNOOZ, submitted by PenguinBC. How many times have you been sitting around and thinking to yourself, "man, I sure wish my political commentary was a little more hip and maybe accompanied by bongo drums"? The answer is constantly. You ask that question constantly. Dognooz is here to fill that void in your soul with a big fat white guy who has giant teeth and "sings" about various political scandals while playing the bongos. Here's a big surprise: he's liberal.
Mad Dog rants from The
Finally, someone who has the political knowledge to rhyme Abramoff with "off" and look good while doing it! In case the goon attention closes the door on the Dog House, you can find the videos very easily on Google.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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