DOGNOOZ, submitted by PenguinBC. How many times have you been sitting around and thinking to yourself, "man, I sure wish my political commentary was a little more hip and maybe accompanied by bongo drums"? The answer is constantly. You ask that question constantly. Dognooz is here to fill that void in your soul with a big fat white guy who has giant teeth and "sings" about various political scandals while playing the bongos. Here's a big surprise: he's liberal.
Mad Dog rants from The
Finally, someone who has the political knowledge to rhyme Abramoff with "off" and look good while doing it! In case the goon attention closes the door on the Dog House, you can find the videos very easily on Google.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.