DOGNOOZ, submitted by PenguinBC. How many times have you been sitting around and thinking to yourself, "man, I sure wish my political commentary was a little more hip and maybe accompanied by bongo drums"? The answer is constantly. You ask that question constantly. Dognooz is here to fill that void in your soul with a big fat white guy who has giant teeth and "sings" about various political scandals while playing the bongos. Here's a big surprise: he's liberal.
Mad Dog rants from The
Finally, someone who has the political knowledge to rhyme Abramoff with "off" and look good while doing it! In case the goon attention closes the door on the Dog House, you can find the videos very easily on Google.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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