x Hame x, submitted by BABY COME BACK!. Some sites look like the designer was either blind or drunk when all the code was puked out in a blob of hideous formatting. This is not one of those sites.
Whoever made this site could not have made it this ugly by accident or through insobriety. This could only be the work of a malicious desire to hurt people. The combination of broken background, bizarre floating gifs and shrill techno music makes for an experience comparable to seeing a performance artist shit himself and then roll in the shit in the middle of an upscale art gallery: Severely uncomfortable, and constantly making you ask why you decided to come and look at it in the first place.
God bless this mess.
(In the hours since I made this article live, the background of this alod has been fixed, making the whole thing far less impressively ugly. For those who did manage to catch it before then, consider yourself lucky or unlucky, depending on how you look at it.)
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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