Abused Shoes, submitted by Danceig. When a shoe fetish just isn't specific enough, you can turn to Abused Shoes to service your needs for filthy or tore up shoes.

Kitty breaks a heel on an elegant pair of boots and describes how upset she is about it. Then she takes out the scissors, turns on the water... and finishes them off!

They have videos of women scraping gum off of their shoe bottoms. These people could just sit on a bench at a park and have their fetish needs completely filled.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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