Joseph Fink's Web Zone, submitted by some other guy named Joseph Fink that is in no way me. Looking at this website, I am horrified at the thought that someone, anyone, might think it had anything to do with me, so I would like to make a statement right here:
I am no way responsible for the stupid animated gifs, bad poetry, or background that says "crazyjoe! phatstinks! look out! it's krayce woo!" I am so glad to get that out and I look forward to putting this whole ordeal behind us.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.