Joseph Fink's Web Zone, submitted by some other guy named Joseph Fink that is in no way me. Looking at this website, I am horrified at the thought that someone, anyone, might think it had anything to do with me, so I would like to make a statement right here:
I am no way responsible for the stupid animated gifs, bad poetry, or background that says "crazyjoe! phatstinks! look out! it's krayce woo!" I am so glad to get that out and I look forward to putting this whole ordeal behind us.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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