Joseph Fink's Web Zone, submitted by some other guy named Joseph Fink that is in no way me. Looking at this website, I am horrified at the thought that someone, anyone, might think it had anything to do with me, so I would like to make a statement right here:
I am no way responsible for the stupid animated gifs, bad poetry, or background that says "crazyjoe! phatstinks! look out! it's krayce woo!" I am so glad to get that out and I look forward to putting this whole ordeal behind us.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.