While checking up on the thrice-featured Xtreme Strength gallery, now more than ever your source for hilarious Photoshops of women repelling bullets with their steel vaginas and crushing motor vehicles with their super-powerful asses, I came across Xtreme Strength Ministries, one of those inspirational outfits staffed by the Lord's own circus strongmen. As depicted in this slide show, the members of this group use their divinely ordained brawn to perform heroic acts such as hoisting small wooden crosses and attending sparsely populated strawberry festivals.
"The most important thing that a spectator will see lifted at an Xtreme Strength Team crusade is the Mighty Name of JESUS -- and that will be lifted high!"
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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