While checking up on the thrice-featured Xtreme Strength gallery, now more than ever your source for hilarious Photoshops of women repelling bullets with their steel vaginas and crushing motor vehicles with their super-powerful asses, I came across Xtreme Strength Ministries, one of those inspirational outfits staffed by the Lord's own circus strongmen. As depicted in this slide show, the members of this group use their divinely ordained brawn to perform heroic acts such as hoisting small wooden crosses and attending sparsely populated strawberry festivals.
"The most important thing that a spectator will see lifted at an Xtreme Strength Team crusade is the Mighty Name of JESUS -- and that will be lifted high!"
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.