While checking up on the thrice-featured Xtreme Strength gallery, now more than ever your source for hilarious Photoshops of women repelling bullets with their steel vaginas and crushing motor vehicles with their super-powerful asses, I came across Xtreme Strength Ministries, one of those inspirational outfits staffed by the Lord's own circus strongmen. As depicted in this slide show, the members of this group use their divinely ordained brawn to perform heroic acts such as hoisting small wooden crosses and attending sparsely populated strawberry festivals.
"The most important thing that a spectator will see lifted at an Xtreme Strength Team crusade is the Mighty Name of JESUS -- and that will be lifted high!"
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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