McMurder, submitted by Abraham. Learn the true story of how McDonald's is working with the evil United Nations to control populations and MURDER innocent people. I always figured McDonald's was awful enough on its own merits, but apparently some folks thought adding a few international McSpiracies into the mix would make things more clear. Still, Egg McMuffins are delicious, no matter how horrifyingly bad they are for you and how many innocent people they kill.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.