McMurder, submitted by Abraham. Learn the true story of how McDonald's is working with the evil United Nations to control populations and MURDER innocent people. I always figured McDonald's was awful enough on its own merits, but apparently some folks thought adding a few international McSpiracies into the mix would make things more clear. Still, Egg McMuffins are delicious, no matter how horrifyingly bad they are for you and how many innocent people they kill.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.