McMurder, submitted by Abraham. Learn the true story of how McDonald's is working with the evil United Nations to control populations and MURDER innocent people. I always figured McDonald's was awful enough on its own merits, but apparently some folks thought adding a few international McSpiracies into the mix would make things more clear. Still, Egg McMuffins are delicious, no matter how horrifyingly bad they are for you and how many innocent people they kill.
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