McMurder, submitted by Abraham. Learn the true story of how McDonald's is working with the evil United Nations to control populations and MURDER innocent people. I always figured McDonald's was awful enough on its own merits, but apparently some folks thought adding a few international McSpiracies into the mix would make things more clear. Still, Egg McMuffins are delicious, no matter how horrifyingly bad they are for you and how many innocent people they kill.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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