World of Porncraft, submitted by Alex. Okay, listen. I know you all knew something like this had to exist. Anyone who has used the Internet for more than five minutes undoubtedly assumes there are countless WoW porn sites on the Internet for the discerning pathetic nerd. Between people who want to fuck video game characters, people who want to fuck people who look like animals, and people who want to fuck giant green things with nose rings (and I'm not talking Marge Schott's vagina here), it's a basically a cornocoupia of nerd eroitica.
But still, look at this:
Thanks, "Beastess." I'm sure your talents will serve you well when the government finally cracks down on you people and you all end up as lampshades or soap.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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