Pimp My Snack, submitted by Liverstock. If for some reason you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to become a diabetic and / or raise your cholesterol to dangerously high levels in a matter of hours, Pimp My Snack has the answer. This site is all about taking regular food and making it bigger and much, much more disgusting.
You want a loaf of bread? Someone took one and put frosting and marshmallows on it. Feel like a burger? Someone made a huge nasty one that looks like a claymation dinosaur threw it up. I don't know about you guys, but I'll be using this stuff as thinspiration for weeks.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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