Karnal Films, submitted by Chubbz. I don't know about you guys, but when I see a bunch of Scandinavians in KISS makeup and chain mail screaming in a castle I think "hey, this would make a cool porno."
Phallusifer – The Immoral Code’ The World’s first Black Metal Porn movie. If successful this will be the first of many movies to come, we aim to have people from metal and gothic bands to get in touch to act in newer volumes however we also will consider other applicants.
I'm sure there will be long lines of face-painted Norwegians interested in appearing in Phallusifer 2: Doughy Pale Fake Rape. This is probably the only porn that can rival the Insane Clown Posse porn for sheer stupid gimmickry. This one is slightly better because a ridiculously long and self-indulgent speed guitar solo is superior to spraying orange Faygo on a woman's vagina.
You can watch the trailer, but it looks pretty much like a normal BDSM porn with a color filter.
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