Spermcube, submitted by Agent Baal. Modern art is rife with talentless pseudo-intellectuals who come up with bizarre projects that will shock or offend a large group of people and therefore grab attention, then concoct a bullshit explanation of what said projects "mean" or simply fall back on the cliche that art is meant to challenge people. Case in pont: Spermcube. This guy wants to collect one ton of sperm from donors and display it in a giant glass cube. Unless the entire cube is then siphoned into the world's smallest woman in an attempt to impregnate her, I really can't get behind this as a work of art.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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