Spermcube, submitted by Agent Baal. Modern art is rife with talentless pseudo-intellectuals who come up with bizarre projects that will shock or offend a large group of people and therefore grab attention, then concoct a bullshit explanation of what said projects "mean" or simply fall back on the cliche that art is meant to challenge people. Case in pont: Spermcube. This guy wants to collect one ton of sperm from donors and display it in a giant glass cube. Unless the entire cube is then siphoned into the world's smallest woman in an attempt to impregnate her, I really can't get behind this as a work of art.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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