Spermcube, submitted by Agent Baal. Modern art is rife with talentless pseudo-intellectuals who come up with bizarre projects that will shock or offend a large group of people and therefore grab attention, then concoct a bullshit explanation of what said projects "mean" or simply fall back on the cliche that art is meant to challenge people. Case in pont: Spermcube. This guy wants to collect one ton of sperm from donors and display it in a giant glass cube. Unless the entire cube is then siphoned into the world's smallest woman in an attempt to impregnate her, I really can't get behind this as a work of art.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.