Spermcube, submitted by Agent Baal. Modern art is rife with talentless pseudo-intellectuals who come up with bizarre projects that will shock or offend a large group of people and therefore grab attention, then concoct a bullshit explanation of what said projects "mean" or simply fall back on the cliche that art is meant to challenge people. Case in pont: Spermcube. This guy wants to collect one ton of sperm from donors and display it in a giant glass cube. Unless the entire cube is then siphoned into the world's smallest woman in an attempt to impregnate her, I really can't get behind this as a work of art.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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