Spermcube, submitted by Agent Baal. Modern art is rife with talentless pseudo-intellectuals who come up with bizarre projects that will shock or offend a large group of people and therefore grab attention, then concoct a bullshit explanation of what said projects "mean" or simply fall back on the cliche that art is meant to challenge people. Case in pont: Spermcube. This guy wants to collect one ton of sperm from donors and display it in a giant glass cube. Unless the entire cube is then siphoned into the world's smallest woman in an attempt to impregnate her, I really can't get behind this as a work of art.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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