ANOTHER RARE TREAT FROM JAPAN (NOT WORK SAFE), submitted by DJYar. Don't ask me how such a thing could exist, but here it is, a website with pictures of sperm-covered action figures and art. Is there anything more logical and sane sounding than ejaculating all over your Sailor Moon action figure and then uploading pictures to the Internet? Using weird, perverted Japanese logic, no of course not. It boggles my feeble mind and makes me yearn for simpler times when people would get off looking at such things as naked women or through a process called sex. This site takes the "rapes my childhood" catchphrase to a disturbing new level.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.