ANOTHER RARE TREAT FROM JAPAN (NOT WORK SAFE), submitted by DJYar. Don't ask me how such a thing could exist, but here it is, a website with pictures of sperm-covered action figures and art. Is there anything more logical and sane sounding than ejaculating all over your Sailor Moon action figure and then uploading pictures to the Internet? Using weird, perverted Japanese logic, no of course not. It boggles my feeble mind and makes me yearn for simpler times when people would get off looking at such things as naked women or through a process called sex. This site takes the "rapes my childhood" catchphrase to a disturbing new level.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.