ANOTHER RARE TREAT FROM JAPAN (NOT WORK SAFE), submitted by DJYar. Don't ask me how such a thing could exist, but here it is, a website with pictures of sperm-covered action figures and art. Is there anything more logical and sane sounding than ejaculating all over your Sailor Moon action figure and then uploading pictures to the Internet? Using weird, perverted Japanese logic, no of course not. It boggles my feeble mind and makes me yearn for simpler times when people would get off looking at such things as naked women or through a process called sex. This site takes the "rapes my childhood" catchphrase to a disturbing new level.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.