ANOTHER RARE TREAT FROM JAPAN (NOT WORK SAFE), submitted by DJYar. Don't ask me how such a thing could exist, but here it is, a website with pictures of sperm-covered action figures and art. Is there anything more logical and sane sounding than ejaculating all over your Sailor Moon action figure and then uploading pictures to the Internet? Using weird, perverted Japanese logic, no of course not. It boggles my feeble mind and makes me yearn for simpler times when people would get off looking at such things as naked women or through a process called sex. This site takes the "rapes my childhood" catchphrase to a disturbing new level.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.