Mastasia, submitted by Cicadalek. A self-described "all girl titopia", Mastasia features models with either prosthetic or Photoshopped giant breasts. When I say gigantic I mean cartoonishly gigantic.
For our first full lactation video, Vanessa starts the morning with a very milky breakfast. She starts playing with her tits, then she takes out her guns, and proceeds to fill her cereal bowl with her own breast-milk! She gets so horny, she forgets about breakfast, and mashes her mounds against the milky table while she continues lactating excessively!
Be warned, this site is definitely not work safe, but if you can handle it the hilarious looping video on the front page is worth the psychic price of clicking the link. Be sure to check out the 3D rendered giant breasts as well.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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