Mastasia, submitted by Cicadalek. A self-described "all girl titopia", Mastasia features models with either prosthetic or Photoshopped giant breasts. When I say gigantic I mean cartoonishly gigantic.
For our first full lactation video, Vanessa starts the morning with a very milky breakfast. She starts playing with her tits, then she takes out her guns, and proceeds to fill her cereal bowl with her own breast-milk! She gets so horny, she forgets about breakfast, and mashes her mounds against the milky table while she continues lactating excessively!
Be warned, this site is definitely not work safe, but if you can handle it the hilarious looping video on the front page is worth the psychic price of clicking the link. Be sure to check out the 3D rendered giant breasts as well.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.