SpandexWear, submitted by Kid Charlemagne. If you enjoying dressing up like a superhero or spandex just really does it for you, SpandexWear is the place to go for all your creepy needs. Not sure about the quality of their costumes? Just look at the satisfied expressions on these models' faces!
Suffocating Patriotic B-Boy and Peculiar Bulge Robin approve.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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