11:11 Progress Group, submitted by mantaworks. One day I was about to make some Steak-Ums in the microwave when I noticed that the clock was set for 11:11. At the moment I didn't think it was that strange because that's really what time it was, but then a new age friend of mine sent me this link. What I thought was just a normal microwave display was actually real angels trying to communicate with me! My life has been truly blessed and my Steak-Ums were delicious. Read for yourself:
"There are two types of midwayers native to this planet, primary and secondary. The primary midwayers are closer to the angelic order and the secondary are decidedly material and closer to we human mortals. They are our time distant cousins. Often they will use 11:11, 1:11, 12:12, 2:22 and other time prompts on our clocks, VCR's and microwaves. This is their "trade mark" and is one of many ways they use to initiate contact with us."
Every time my VCR, clock radio, and microwave hit one of these times I sit nearby and pray to these angels to cure my money problems because I bet on the Detroit Lions. I now have hope I will make it and will pray for John Kitna too.
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