VampireRave.com 2007 Gothic Cruise, submitted by BoldFrankensteinMir. If I were a vampire planning a vacation, I'm not really sure that a seven day cruise through the sunny Caribbean would be at the top of my list. For these vampires, however, swimming in a urine minefield of a pool nestled atop a constantly swaying 2-star hotel is worth risking a horrible death at the hands of the sun. I guess the month long hiking tour through Death Valley was booked solid.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.