VampireRave.com 2007 Gothic Cruise, submitted by BoldFrankensteinMir. If I were a vampire planning a vacation, I'm not really sure that a seven day cruise through the sunny Caribbean would be at the top of my list. For these vampires, however, swimming in a urine minefield of a pool nestled atop a constantly swaying 2-star hotel is worth risking a horrible death at the hands of the sun. I guess the month long hiking tour through Death Valley was booked solid.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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