Back in the 1970s, the Mormons started publishing something they called MormonAds, which were little posters that appeared in their official magazine, Mormon Fancy. Naturally, when the Something Awful Forum Goons got hold of them, the good natured messages of wholesome living somehow got pushed aside in favor of swear words and dirty jokes. I think we can all agree this was to great improvement.
Jabberwock is the chief architect behind this week's theme. To him a debt is owed.
Grab your magnifying lens and grab some coffee, because Bloody Hedgehog has a tiny story to tell.
samurai slowdown is responsible for this ugly thing.
Behold this rare glimpse into the mind of esteemed Internet person Jabberwock.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!