Back in the 1970s, the Mormons started publishing something they called MormonAds, which were little posters that appeared in their official magazine, Mormon Fancy. Naturally, when the Something Awful Forum Goons got hold of them, the good natured messages of wholesome living somehow got pushed aside in favor of swear words and dirty jokes. I think we can all agree this was to great improvement.

Jabberwock is the chief architect behind this week's theme. To him a debt is owed.

Grab your magnifying lens and grab some coffee, because Bloody Hedgehog has a tiny story to tell.

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Behold this rare glimpse into the mind of esteemed Internet person Jabberwock.

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