Back in the 1970s, the Mormons started publishing something they called MormonAds, which were little posters that appeared in their official magazine, Mormon Fancy. Naturally, when the Something Awful Forum Goons got hold of them, the good natured messages of wholesome living somehow got pushed aside in favor of swear words and dirty jokes. I think we can all agree this was to great improvement.
Jabberwock is the chief architect behind this week's theme. To him a debt is owed.
Grab your magnifying lens and grab some coffee, because Bloody Hedgehog has a tiny story to tell.
samurai slowdown is responsible for this ugly thing.
Behold this rare glimpse into the mind of esteemed Internet person Jabberwock.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!