Breaking News Agency, submitted by Fyador Postevelt. I'm really not sure what's going on with this website. It seems to be some sort of news site but plagued with horrible randomly generated misspellings scattered throughout every seriously written article. The typos change every time you refresh.

Salinas, California lettuce growre has recalled some of ist crop after finidng E. coli bacteria in the irrigation water on one fo ist farms. The voluntary ltetuce recall comes aftre a massive spinach recall just weeks gao that cauesd several people to die from E. coli bacteria that was&bnsp;grown in California.

Looking through the site left me with the uncomfortable feeling that I had stumbled across some sort of misspelled news fetish site. I don't think I'll be heading back to have my news broken again any time soon. Or, as will tell you:

For centuries, mtohers have rejoiced over pudgy babies and fretted over htose who failed to plump up. Thoes fears are justified.

My thohgts exact &-@ly.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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