Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters, submitted by Ichiri. American manager from failed Texas Ranger cannot bring life to dead body of worst team in baseball ever worse than Nazi team in 1943. Nippon Ham team is a war crime! It is so stupid and their faces are so ugly I just want to destroy a human. Argh! Curse their people.
Yes, you are reading that right, these Sapporo stupids won the Japan Series! Ugh, I want to barf in a bucket! They are so much worse even than Giants. Konami Cup Asia Series is where they are going now. Can they even beat the filthy Koreans or the rock farming Chinese teams? Probably not. Then Japan's honor is ruined for 1000 years. Damn them all! The Chinese don't even know the meaning of baseball and they will win. It makes me want to have a death.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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