Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters, submitted by Ichiri. American manager from failed Texas Ranger cannot bring life to dead body of worst team in baseball ever worse than Nazi team in 1943. Nippon Ham team is a war crime! It is so stupid and their faces are so ugly I just want to destroy a human. Argh! Curse their people.

北海道誕生3年目にして日本シリーズ制覇という歴史的瞬間をチームの一員として一緒に戦っていただいた北海道の皆様、そして全国のファイターズファンの皆さまに心より感謝申し上げます。共に成し遂げた日本一に大変感動し、感謝の言葉もございません。ファイターズを日本一に導いたヒルマン監督をはじめコーチ、選手、スタッフの皆さん、本当に1年間お疲れ様でした。チームの頑張りと、移転時よりお力添え、ご指導いただいた皆様、選手の背中を力強く後押しして頂いた世界一のファイターズファンの皆様のおかげと心より御礼申し上げます。この瞬間からファイターズの新しい挑戦が始まります。

Yes, you are reading that right, these Sapporo stupids won the Japan Series! Ugh, I want to barf in a bucket! They are so much worse even than Giants. Konami Cup Asia Series is where they are going now. Can they even beat the filthy Koreans or the rock farming Chinese teams? Probably not. Then Japan's honor is ruined for 1000 years. Damn them all! The Chinese don't even know the meaning of baseball and they will win. It makes me want to have a death.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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