USB Digital Bible Keychain, submitted by Abraham. We all know you can get yourself a Bible for free by staying at any reputable hotel, but now for a mere $30 you can carry the Bible around with you at all times and access it when near a computer with a USB slot. How useful is that? It's so easy you'll become the slothful monster that passages from this very same USB Bible tell you to hate.

Would you like to carry the Holy Bible in your pocket? Well, now you can enjoy the scriptures any time you want with this remarkable USB Digital Bible.

Finally, the Bible in a format modern enough for me!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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