The America Show, submitted by trenchfoot fetish. The conservative answer to the Daily Show is apparently a hideously unfunny gaggle of harpies overtly taking sides, as opposed to mocking those in power, as the Daily Show does. Thankfully this answer to the Daily Show is in the form of some lousy YouTube videos that will likely never leave YouTube. "The America Show" features a painfully unfunny three-headed Ann Coulter, not unlike Cerberus, being airy, clueless, and dumb. Ripe with the usual parody of patriotism that has somehow become serious, you couldn't ask for a more unfunny production. They've unfortunately got a second episode up, which is somehow worse than the first. Hopefully these women will all eventually be crunched into oblivion by their own denseness.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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