The America Show, submitted by trenchfoot fetish. The conservative answer to the Daily Show is apparently a hideously unfunny gaggle of harpies overtly taking sides, as opposed to mocking those in power, as the Daily Show does. Thankfully this answer to the Daily Show is in the form of some lousy YouTube videos that will likely never leave YouTube. "The America Show" features a painfully unfunny three-headed Ann Coulter, not unlike Cerberus, being airy, clueless, and dumb. Ripe with the usual parody of patriotism that has somehow become serious, you couldn't ask for a more unfunny production. They've unfortunately got a second episode up, which is somehow worse than the first. Hopefully these women will all eventually be crunched into oblivion by their own denseness.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.