Ian's Shoelace Site, submitted by germcab. To preface this I would just like to say Ian seems completely harmless. He doesn't dress up in a fursuit, he doesn't write slash fiction, and he doesn't get off on dressing up like Anime action figures.
Ian just loves shoelaces. A lot. I haven't done much research on this fact, but I'd venture to say this is the most comprehensive shoelace site on the Internet. It has repair info, for chrissake. Information on how to repair busted shoelaces. Also this handy GIF guide to tying an "Ian Knot", which I'll share with you all now:
Tell me that isn't the coolest thing you've ever seen. Usually ALODs are made for mockery, but Ian, wherever you are, I salute you for your dedication to shoelaces. Someone had to do it, and I'm sure glad that someone wasn't me.
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