We are the bunny. You are baloon.Hello good folk! I am your friendly local Comcast represent! (Do not call your local office, we cannot help you).
I am here to tell you of wonders that is the Comcast Internet and Cable Monopoly!!! You remember monopoly! Very fun game that we play as childrens. Many good time!
As we like to joke around the office pit, "It's Comcastic!" I think that is play on word for fantastic but my English is still lacking! Sorry folk!
Here are some exciting feature for Comcastic Great Internet and Cable Service™
It is Comcastic!
Your <INSERT LOCAL TOWN HERE, NOT YOUR LOCAL TOWN WHEREVER WE FOUND YOU AND PROVIDED YOU SOMETHING MORE THAN HERDING SHEEP>, Local Comcast Representative
<PUT FAKE PHONE NUMBER HERE, WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM THESE MARKS>
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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