Bryant Gumbel, submitted by me. I'm having a hard time finding an Awful Link tonight so this may be a bit of a stretch, but Bryant Gumbel is a butt. He's currently part of the NFL Network's Thursday Night Football and his nasally, whiney voice is almost as irritating as his awkward and wildly inaccurate play-by-play work. He actually makes Cris Collinsworth seem tolerable by comparison.

I know a lot of you out there don't care for football, so you may not appreciate how big of a feat that is. I would rather watch a slow motion video of Joe Theissman's infamous leg fracture in HDTV for three hours than see Cris Collinsworth's smug grin for a fleeting moment. I would rather get a running start and slide my body across the world's largest cheese grater than listen to Cris Collinsworth say "Hello". Making Cris Collinsworth the part of the program that I look forward to does things to my insides that cannot be explained. I don't even know if I'm human any longer, and you, Bryant Gumbel, are the reason for that.

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