I Am The Governator, submitted by me. This is simply an ugly and incomplete generic website template with the following content:
I am the Governator. I'm here to governate you... I'll be back!
That's it. Someone out there thought, "I've got to make a website for this" before registering a domain, finding a host, realizing they had made a terrible mistake and giving up. This is an Awful Link that aborted itself before it went too far, and I encourage more sites to follow its lead.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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