I Am The Governator, submitted by me. This is simply an ugly and incomplete generic website template with the following content:
I am the Governator. I'm here to governate you... I'll be back!
That's it. Someone out there thought, "I've got to make a website for this" before registering a domain, finding a host, realizing they had made a terrible mistake and giving up. This is an Awful Link that aborted itself before it went too far, and I encourage more sites to follow its lead.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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