I Am The Governator, submitted by me. This is simply an ugly and incomplete generic website template with the following content:

I am the Governator. I'm here to governate you... I'll be back!

That's it. Someone out there thought, "I've got to make a website for this" before registering a domain, finding a host, realizing they had made a terrible mistake and giving up. This is an Awful Link that aborted itself before it went too far, and I encourage more sites to follow its lead.

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