HARDKORe RAVe BROTHeRHOOD, submitted by Tony. If the neon pink background doesn't whittle away your will to live... well... everything else will. Feel free to enjoy the rave "poetry" that includes gems like the following:

Candy Ravers Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS Happy as CAN be Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS Were all brothers in H*R*B Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS Spreading da happy vibes Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS never go pass a rave at night Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS whistles and glostix we got it all Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS so whats ya point Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS no i dont smoke joints Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS and we live by PLUR Y3@H W3'R3 C@ANDY R@V3RS

PLUR PLUR PLUR PLURRRRRRRRRRR!!!

PS: Here is the Candy Kiddie Guestbook. PLURRRRRR!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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