Jeff K.'s Homepage, submitted by Kevin. Although he's definitely not the "real" Jeff K., he does appear to be a prime candidate for East Appleton residency.

Also took a radical sabbatical for one year and just worked. I was the best f-ing pool builder you've never seen. Or something. I have a strong faith in God, I'm pretty athletic, I still run and play basketball whenever I can.

The page isn't really "awful" per se, but it's always interesting to keep tabs on the various FAKE Jeff K.'s out there...

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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