Also took a radical sabbatical for one year and just worked. I was the best f-ing pool builder you've never seen. Or something. I have a strong faith in God, I'm pretty athletic, I still run and play basketball whenever I can.
The page isn't really "awful" per se, but it's always interesting to keep tabs on the various FAKE Jeff K.'s out there...
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.