LiL bEbExTAcEE's pAd, submitted by Cthulu. Clueless Asian raver girl writes like a car accident victim dictating text to a mentally disabled dog. Some of these pages will burn holes through your retinas faster than staring at the sun. Luckily, the scorching background gifs make the text nearly impossible to read, so that ends up being a "good thing."

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If you're really up for pain, check out "/mAh 411/" or "/fOToaLBum/". Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. Plus I won't be able to read your email because I can't see anymore.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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