LiL bEbExTAcEE's pAd, submitted by Cthulu. Clueless Asian raver girl writes like a car accident victim dictating text to a mentally disabled dog. Some of these pages will burn holes through your retinas faster than staring at the sun. Luckily, the scorching background gifs make the text nearly impossible to read, so that ends up being a "good thing."
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If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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