Rave and Play Headquar, submitted by . Your complete guide to being a brain-dead raver!

What's up with all that attitude and carelessness kids? What's up with those kids who are ready to stamp a Nike logo on someone's face just for more space to spin on the dance floor? What's up with that nasty attitude the B-boys throw at the Club Kids just because these are too outrageously dressed or pierced?.. What's up with that snotty cliquish attitude of some who have been in the scene for very long and are at the cutting edge? Does that makes you any superior? Don't think so!....Or those so called "mature" older members of the scene who look down on younger Candy-Bubble-Gum ravers and quote them as cheesy.

Ravers are an unfortunate sub-class of human being that actually enjoys dumping fifteen pounds of glitter on themselves, dressing up in clothes that would embarrass even a late-80's Pauly Shore, and dancing to terrible, awful trance music while strung out on household cleaning products all night long. And they love staring at glow sticks! As a result, the webpages of these biochemical accidents are often disjointed, terribly bright, and full of overly cutesy garbage. Ugh.

And be sure to check out the Raver Fun Page for tons of bad raver jokes and pet dragons.

P.S. - Don't forget to sign her SLAMBOOK!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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